QURAN

''... 'Verily he who has nothing of the Qur'aan in his heart, is like a house which has been destroyed.''

(Reported by At-Tirmidhi)

''The Messenger of Allah said: Read the Qur'aan. For verily it will come forth on the Day of Resurrection as an intercessor for its readers."

(Reported by Muslim)

''... And he also said: The Qur'aan and its people, those who implemented it, will be brought forth on the Day of Resurrection, being led by the Surat Al-Baqarah and al-Imran, to support their beholders''

(Reported by Muslim)

p/s: Cik Pink, sila tingkatkan amalan baca Al-Quran anda

Aaaaaachum!!

Hidung saya merah cikgu

Hidung saya gatal cikgu

Suara saya sengau cikgu

Saya dah tak larat bersin cikgu

Mata saya sepet bila nak bersin

SAYA SELESEMA CIKGU

Tapi saya belasah je minum ais ('',)

PEMBIBIKAN

23 Mac, PENANG-Pembibikan sebenarnya berasal daripada kata dasar bibik. Pembibikan bermaksud proses menjadi bibik sama ada secara rela ataupun tidak. Maka di sebuah rumah di suatu kawasan taman perumahan, seorang mahasiswi yang hampir tamat pengajian (sudah berada di semester akhir) telah dengan tanpa relanya telah menjadi bibik.

Mahasiswi ini yang pulang ke rumahnya kerana tadak kelas, secara tanpa relanya telah menjadi bibik sepanjang seminggu dia berada di rumahnya. Ketika parentnya keluar bekerja dan adik2nya ke kelas, maka mahasiswi ini pun secara solo memulakan kerjanya. Walaupun dia sebenarnya rela untuk melakukan tugas2 seperti memasak, mengemas etc (sebab nak tolong ibunya), mahasiswi ini sebenarnya tidak rela untuk mengemas bilik adik2 lelakinya. Menurut mahasiswi ini, tiada guna proses pengemasan dilakukan kerana setelah dikemas, bilik itu tetap akan bersepah semula ( berita ini ditaip dalam perasaan geram). Baju2 yang dilipat oleh si bibik dengan kemas, ditarik2 begitu saja oleh si adik2 yang agak mangkuk itu. Malah adik2nya mempunyai tabiat iaitu setelah membuka pintu almari, mereka tidak akan menutupnya kembali. Haihhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Namun begitu, mahasiswi ini harus meneruskan tugasnya seperti biasa kerana dia tidak boleh hidup dalam keadaan yang bersepah2. Mungkin mahasisiwi ini akan mengambil tindakan tegas atau ganas terhadap adik2nnya ( menerajang mereka barangkali???). Laporan berita ini terpaksa dihentikan kerana mahasiswi ini terpaksa menyambung kerjanya kembali (nak sidai kain pulak)- TIDAK BERNAMA

LINGKUP!!!

Haish...rosak2. Fail semua. Lingkup abis. Kesian my diet. Ooo ni semua salah Cikgu S (salahkan orang lain..hehe) Kesian my diet. Gagal lagi. Kesian kat usaha berpenat lelah kat gym ngan my gym buddies. Habis usaha berpenat berpeluh kat sauna gara2 sehari di rumah Cikgu S. Hehe tapi berbaloi sebenanrnya. Khamis lepas Cikgu S jemput Cik Pink, Cik Candid, Mr F and Cik Kasih ke rumah sebab family dia ada wat makan2 sikit (banyak sebenarnya!!!!). Ingatkan just buat BBQ party, tapi mak aiiii....macam food heaven! Banyak sungguh. Memang masa sampai kat rumah Cikgu S tu, dah dapat agak, rosakla diet seminggu ni.

Sampai je kat umah Cikgu S, tengok2 dah ada gulai kambing. Mak aii punyala best bau dia. Tak rasa macam kambing langsung (selalu daging kambing bau sikit tapi ni tak!!). Rasanya lagi la mantap dari baunya!! Sedap sangat. Bukan wife Cikgu S yang masak tapi Cikgu S yang masak. Alahai memang tahap dewa la sedap gulai kambing tu. Pastu Cikgu S masak nasi goreng pulak. Sedap jugak! Ish tadak ke benda yang dia tak reti masak?

Dekat maghrib tu ramai la sedara mara Cikgu S and family yang datang. Memang meriahla. And they treated us just like their family. Tak rasa kekok langsung. Event start lepas maghrib. Memang pening kepala Cik Pink nak fikir apa yang nak dimakan. Mula2 tu leh kontrol lagi diet tu. Tapi last2 we all decide, just for the night, kami akan pulun abis-abisan. Hehe. Ada laksam, nasi goreng, mushroom soup, bihun goreng, ayam + daging bakar (resipi rahsia), dadih yang memang la sedap etc...Memang banyakla makanan sampai tak tersebut. Memang mengahla kami makan malam tu. Buncit abis perut.

Bila sedara mara balik, kami tido kat umah Cikgu. Memang dia suruh tido umah dia pun sebab dah lewat kalau nak balik. Lagipun kami kesian pulak nak bagi wife cikgu kemas semua. So, kami pun menyinsing lengan (ayat takleh blah), kemas semua jugak malam tu. Basuh abis pinggan mangkuk. Pastu barula tido. Tapi takla rasa penat sangat sebab kami bertiga. (Cik Pink, Cik Candid, Cik Kasih). Pastu si Nurin anak cikgu pun tolong jugak. Jadi takla penat sangat mengemas. Apapun, memang bestla that day. Makakan yang memang heaven gila + peluang jumpa sedara mara cikgu. Tapi lepas ni, memang nak kena cover balikla diet!!!!

FRIENDS FOREVER

The clock is ticking and times fly really fast now. Suddenly I wish if time could stop. Right now. This very minute, this very moment. I still have 2 months left. To begin the new chapter of my life? To find a new path? To face the real world out there? And for the past three days, I kept hearing the same song playing in my head. The same sad, stupid song. It's one of my old favorite songs. But not anymore. My feelings change when i listen to Vitamin C's Graduation Song *sigh*

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down

These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real cool
Stay at home talking on the telephone with me
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at our selves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels

Chorus
As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever

So if we get the big jobs
And we make the big money
When we look back now
Will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?
Still be trying to break every single rule
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?
Can we ever find a job that won't interfere with a tan?
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly
And this is how it feels

[Repeat Chorus]

La, la, la, la:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
La, la, la, la:
We will still be friends forever

Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there?
Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us 'round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly

[Repeat Chorus]

POSTING!

Kepala tengah pening nak isi borang posting. Ada 4 pilihan. Mana negeri yang patut dipilih? Sabah and Sarawak are definitely out of talking. Huhu buat apa nak pilih, kalau kena posting kat situ pun, bukannya boleh tolak. Tapi ada jugak kawan2 Cik Pink dari Semenanjung yang isi 1st and 2nd choice tu Sabah and Sarawak. Mak aii...kental jugak budak2 ni. Dah pernah rasa hidup kat pedalaman? Cik Pink dah pernah rasa dulu masa join baksis kat Sarawak. Perit la jugak. Kena naik bot 3 kali, then naik van 3 kali baru sampai lokasi tu. Maafla ye. Cik Pink sokong sape2 je yang semangat kental. Bravo guys. But I definitely not one of them. Owh, bukan faktor nak mengajar kat pedalaman masalahnya. Cuma, bila dah kena posting tempat jauh2 tu, susah kalau apa2 hal jadi kat my family especially my parents, susah nak balik. Mintak simpangla jadi apa2 tapi in case kalau jadi? Tak sanggup nak fikir. Sebab tu Cik Pink kalau boleh nak yang dekat2 saja. Takpela kalau orang kata tak berkembang or tak mencabar pun. Yang penting, I stay close to my family.

Tapi kalau dapat Sabah or Sarawak pun, kena pergilah jugak. Lagi senang sebab tak kahwin lagi. Sesetengah orang fikir, kalau kahwin sekarang, terlepasla dari kena hantar kat Sabah or Sarawak. Tapi itu dulu. Now, even dah kahwin pun kena hantar jugak. Kahwin tu cuma satu cara nak cepatkan proses transfer ke Semenanjung saja. Aduh, selamatla Cik Pink tak terlibat dengan benda2 tunang or kahwin ni. Kalau tak, lagi pening kepala. Bayangkan kalau dah kahwin, pastu kena hantar ke sana. Nak kena tinggal husband? Maafla, Cik Pink tidak sesuai dengan long distance relationship ni. Lagi2 kalau dah kahwin. Tanggungjawab jadi isteri sapa nak buat? So biarla kalau kena hantar ke sana (harap2 jangan Ya Allah), Cik Pink tak terikat dengan sapa2 pun. At least 2 or 3 tahun kot baru leh transfer... Lama tu!!

So, pilihan Cik Pink???

• 1st choice: PENANG
  

• 2nd choice: KEDAH
  

• 3rd choice: PERAK

• Last choice: SELANGOR
  

4-0

After the game

Embracing his best friend, Gary Neville

Wearing the anti-Glazer scarf

First of all congrats to my team for the 4-0 winning (yeay!!!) Rooney scored two goals while Park Ji-sung and Darren Fletcher had one goal each. Way to go Rooney!! Terrific winning! Wonderful. Man United is the best. Then my heart was torn again. United scored 4 and Milan none? Zero? It must be such a big blows to the Italian team and of course my big brother!!! Poor Beckham. You deserved it Leonardo! Beckham should play from the start not warming up the bench you dolt! My brother was the most committed and enthusiastic Milan player for the final 25 or so minutes of the game. My team played their best so they deserved to win. It's ok big brother. After seven years of leaving United, I still adore you. United fans still adore you. There will be only one DAVID BECKHAM at Old Trafford.

• GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!
  

• LOVE UNITED, HATE GLAZERS!!!

• HOPING FOR CHELSEA TO LOSE!!!
  

AIN'T IT FUNNY?

It's funny how hello always ends with a goodbye,
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.

It's funny how forever never really seems to last,
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.

It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down,
it's funny how when you need someone they're never around.

It's funny how people change and think they're so much better,
it's funny how many lies can be packed in one 'love letter'

It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret.

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

• Tom Cruise dalam Jerry Maguire asyik jerit "Show me the money"

• Shania Twain siap nyanyi lagu "Ka-Ching"

• Kumpulan Kembara pun ada lagu pasal duit. Tajuk pun "Duit"
• I WANT more money. I NEED more money.
  

• My friends WANT more money. My friends NEED more money.

• Ya Allah, murahkanla rezeki kami. AMIN....
  

11 YEARS OF BEING A BECKHAM

• 4th MARCH 2010

• HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY BROOKLYN JOSEPH BECKHAM. YOU CHANGED FROM A VERY CUTE BABY TO A VERY HANDSOME BOY. LET'S WAIT FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS SHALL WE?
  

ME & NETBALL

Netball ni lebih kurang mcm football @ soccer. Tapi ni girls' game. Game yang buat orang leh gila or gaduh sebab berebut sebijik bola. Netball pun ada adrenaline rush jugak. Tapi kalau football ada 11 players in one team, netball ada 7 players je. Beza dengan football, bukan semua players boleh score. Dalam netball, Goal Attack (GA) and Goal Shooter (GS) saja yang boleh score (by putting the ball in the hoop.we don't use leg here). Yang defend goal post tu pun dua je. Goal Defend (GD) and Goal Keeper (GS). Dua lagi players akan defend or attact the wings. So kita ada Wing Attack (WA) and Wing Defend (WD). Yang boleh mati sebab main netball ni of course la Center (C) dia sorang la yang leh lari and masuk 1 court kecuali kawasan D saja (penat gila kalau jadi center)

Main netball memang penat. Serius penat. Tambah2 lagi kalau main netball lawan budak lelaki. Mak aii, memang rasa macam nak mati. Tambah2 lagi kalau diorang ni main tak ikut rules. Main redah je 3 seconds rules or buat gerak kaki or masuk semua kawasan even semua players nak score goal (diorang ingat cam football ke). Pastu lawan pulak girls yang memang netball players yang rules netball tu dah sebati dalam darah masing2. Huh even the boys main redah, yang team girls ni pulak stick to the rules sebab dah terbiasa.

Main netball dengan budak lelaki rasa macam nak perang. Sebab tenaga diorang ni memang la banyak + kuat tahap tak ingat. Kalau terlompat2 5 6 kali tu pun rilek ja. Kalau lari satu padang tu pun boleh gelak2 lagi. So memang la tak aci kalau main netball lwn kaum Adam ni. Kita ni dah termengah2, diorang leh cover lagi. Tu tak amik kira bila masing2 lompat nak hadang bola. Adoi...rasa sangatla geram sebab mereka ni dapat steal bola yang kita nak pass...HUH!!! Mentang2la you guys taller than us!

So, kita kena main guna akal. Bila nak pass bola, kita pass kat bawah sebab diorang tak larat tunduk sebab tinggi. Hehe or purposely kita baling bola tu laju2 kat dahi budak2 tu...( then buat2 tak sengaja) haha. Kesudahannya kita leh menang 10-8. Hehe. Leh dapat 8 tu pun sebab main tak ikut rules. Cubala kalau2 betul ikut rules, silap2 5 pun diorang takleh dapat. Tambah2 kalau guna peraturan halangan 3 kaki.

Tapi apapun, make sure before main, warm up dulu. Pastu warm down bila dah abis. Or else your body turn into jelly. Sakit satu badan tambah2 bila main tak ingat dunia (sebab takut kalah dkt bdk laki). Kalau tak, memang jalan pun terketarla. Nak duduk and bangun kat kerusi pun susah. Naik turun tangga lagi la payah! Nak semayang? 2 hari kena semayang duduk!!!!

lalala~~~

Lihatlah sekitar alam
Dunia luas terbentang
Langit tinggi kebiruan
Pohon-pohon kehijauan
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ARTIST: SHEILA MAJID
SONG TITLE: HITAM PUTIH KEHIDUPAN
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